narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

bobbyhorin:

this week on ice road truckers a 35 year old divorced dad tackles the icy terrain and is actually half bear 

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bipxluke:

Imagine waking up, the sun shining through the window and dancing across the hardwood floor of your room. The bed feels empty, your suspicions being correct as you see your beautiful boyfriend of two years missing from his spot under the warm blankets. Your feet touch the cold wood flooring, a shiver running up your spine as you pad across the room and make your way to the living room. You see him sitting idly on the couch, looking through his phone with bowl of cereal next to it. “Good morning, Lucas.” You whisper, his t-shirt hanging off your back. His electric blue eyes snapped up to yours as a lazy yet adoring smile takes place on his lips. “Good morning, beautiful. I didn’t wanna wake you.”

bipxluke:

Imagine waking up, the sun shining through the window and dancing across the hardwood floor of your room. The bed feels empty, your suspicions being correct as you see your beautiful boyfriend of two years missing from his spot under the warm blankets. Your feet touch the cold wood flooring, a shiver running up your spine as you pad across the room and make your way to the living room. You see him sitting idly on the couch, looking through his phone with bowl of cereal next to it. “Good morning, Lucas.” You whisper, his t-shirt hanging off your back. His electric blue eyes snapped up to yours as a lazy yet adoring smile takes place on his lips. “Good morning, beautiful. I didn’t wanna wake you.”

postwhitesociety:

euro-trotter:

you can actually pinpoint the moment when he realizes he’s made a huge mistake

lmao yes sis

(Source: vh1)